Fed-Ex

My story has a tragic beginning....my cell phone faced a cruel death by washing machine. I must have something against cell phones because this is the second one that i've drowned. The first met its end when it "accidentally" slipped from my hand into a glass of water. I claim innocence thought....I really am quite clumsy. Anyways, Greg orders me a new cell phone....yada yada yada. Well, this afternoon I got a knock on my door (I am one of those don't answer the door kinda people unless I know you or I know your coming.....i've seen too my 48 hours). I peek out the peep-hole and see the fed-ex guy dashing down the stairs....I think they don't want you to open the door while they are there. I open the door and find the little tag they leave and it says "package left on back-door". Ok this might not sound so funny to you but it will once I explain a bit.....I live in an apartment.....second story......no backdoor. I go down to talk to the "office" to see if it was left there and they just put "back door" by mistake....no package. I go back to my apartment and out to the balcony since this was the only other logical conclusion and "ta da" there is the package. Ok, i'm just laughing writing this because in order for the package to end up on my balcony the fed-ex man had to chuck it up there and hope that he doesn't miss and it end up in my downstairs neighbors patio. The other thing is that, HELLO, it was a cell phone! You don't just lob it up onto a balcony. What was the fed-ex guy thinking! So if you have anything valuable or breakable I might try another carrier if I were you!